Go Outside Worst Case Scenario A Bear Kills You Ringer T-Shirt

Light, nostalgic, and a little dangerous — this ringer tee brings campfire humor to weekend escapes. The soft, vintage-style graphic of a bear at a campsite reads like a tongue-in-cheek camp safety warning, balanced by the clean contrasting collar and sleeve rings. Wear it layered under a flannel or alone on warm evenings. It sits comfortably through hikes, road trips, or evenings around the fire, and its low-weight knit keeps you cool while still feeling substantial. The tear-away label and side seams mean no itch and a shape that stays true wash after wash. For those who love trail-side stories and a wink of dark humor, this tee fits right into the pack.

Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for most colors — soft, breathable feel
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) keeps you cool on active days
- Contrasting 1x1 rib binding on collar and sleeves for vintage ringer look
- Side seams provide structure so the tee holds its shape longer
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort; Heathers contain a small polyester blend

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean